The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
Be to her virtues very kind,Be to her faults a little blind.
They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.
Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.
Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves.
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.
A man chases a woman until she catches him.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
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