A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:
'To My Dear Wife. You will surely understand that I have certain needs thatyou, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending thel evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight. 'When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
'My Dear Husband. I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity toremind you that you are also 54 years old.
As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Maths, you will understand that although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference: '18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.'
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&!@#$%^&*
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