Monday, June 16, 2008

What those words on yearly performance review Really Mean!?!

  1. Outgoing Personality - Always going out of Office
  2. Great Presenatation skills - Able to Bullshit
  3. Good Communication - Spends a lot of time on Phone
  4. Work is first Priority - Too ugly to get a date
  5. Active Socially - Drinks a Lot
  6. Independent Worker - Nobody know what he/she does
  7. Quick Thinking - Offers Plausible excuses
  8. Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision
  9. Uses Logic on Difficult jobs - Gets someone else do it
  10. Expresses themselves well - Speaks English
  11. Meticulous Attention to Detail - A nit Picker
  12. Has Leadership Qualities - Is Tall or has a Louder voice
  13. Exceptionally Good Judgement - Lucky
  14. Kenn Sense of Humour - Knows a lot of Dirty Jokes
  15. Career Minded - Back Stabber
  16. Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else
  17. Plans for Promotion/Advancement - Buys drinks for all the boys
  18. Of Great Value to the Organisation - Gets to work on time
  19. Relaxed Attitude - Sleeps at Desk.



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